Wander and Sylvia are asked to deliver a closed box, but Wander can't stop obsessing over opening it.
Wander: You're right. Whatever's in here probably isn't all that interesting anyway. Like, blank address labels, or stickers, or flashcards, or a chocolate spoon, or a green eraser, or a disposable "pilla", or a night-vision monocle, or a fake lung, or tinsel, or a bat, or a hat, or a bat with a hat.
Sylvia is loosing her patience
Sylvia: Maybe we should just turn in.
Wander: Ah, even better. Snoozing a spell always whiles away my worries.
Wander: You can't box me, Boxia! I'm gonna box this box and there's noth- a box a box can box box!
Sylvia: [Sighs] Go ahead. Do it.
Sylvia: Listen, you cosmic creeps! My Buddy here, doesn't want your "greater conscious" hullabaloo! What he wants, is to see something, in the box! So. Put. Something. In. The. Box.
Lord of Illumination: But, uh, we are the Lords of Illumination and I don't think you can talk to us this way.
Lord of Illumination: Our intent was to teach Wander, but it seems as though we were the ones in need-
Sylvia: Oh just stop it.
Lord of Illumination 1 holds up Greatest Grandpa Keychain
lord of Illumination 1: I didn't know you were a Grandpa.
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An extended version of Wander looking inside the box to see thousands of other Wanders opening the box.