The episode opens on the Skullship.
Lord Hater and Commander Peepers are having a discussion
with the Queen of one of their conquered planets. She tells them that they have a new ruler.
Hater demands to know who.
It's actually Sourdough, the evil sandwich
Sourdough informs Hater that he has stolen several of his planets
Hater pretends not to care,
claiming that he didn't want it anyway.
Apparently Hater has dropped to the bottom of the leader board.
Hater tells Sourdough that's not true
then quickly looks to Peepers to verify it.
Peepers informs Hater that that planet was the last they had control of in this system
and now Hater has dropped off the board completely.
Sourdough mocks Hater for how bad he is at conquering planets.
Hater tries to shut off the communication screen
but is unable to work the remote correctly.
so Peepers switches it off for him.
then rounds on Hater, lecturing him on how to be a great villain.
"Don't tell me what being a villain is all about!"
"It's about being all RAWWRRR! Scary bad guy stuff!"
" Not blah blah, meeting, stiff, business guy stuff"
Hater then blames Peepers for their recent failures.
and refers to him as "Civillian" Peepers
"Uh Sir, with due respect, it's COMMANDER."
"Not any more. You're fired!"
he struggles to grasp his situation properly.
Then assures himself that Hater cannot fire him
"Of course, Sir. What can I do for you?"
"Before you go, how do I, like, find planets to conquer? Are they just sort of around or?"
"Check the intergalactic matrix in the command console."
"The red button on the black thing."
"Thanks! Man, I'm so stoked to be running things without you getting in my way all the time. Anyway you're still fired. Adios!"
Peepers starts to lose hope.
"You know those eyeball guys I have? How often do I need to change their batteries?"
"They're not robots! They're Watchdogs!"
"Ohh, they're dogs. Huh.. So I gotta walk them then?"
"They're not dogs either, they're -"
"Gotcha! Robot dogs, feed them batteries."
"Thanks Buddy, I owe ya! Not enough to save your job though."
"Look. I realise now, I may have been a bit hasty before."
"Yeah I almost forgot to ask you, what's your login password? I need to erase you from the system."
"Hater and Peepers forever. That's H, 8, r, n, Peepers with 3 for the e's, 4 e, v, r"
A selfie while conquering a planet,
torturing victims, together,
even playing tennis together.
Hater makes Peepers delete all of the photos of himself.
but then comes to a realisation
that he and Peepers have actually been through a lot together.
so instead, tells Peepers to crop himself out of them.
Peepers still believes that he is needed and waits for Hater to fail to capture any planets without him.
Meanwhile, Hater is busy conquering planets,
making his way up the villain leader board,