Main Article: The Egg
The Planet.
It's Sylvia vs Doom Dragon.
Sylvia believes she can take it.
The Doom Dragon has laser eyes.
Sylvia demonstrates her strength
but it's not enough.
Wander tries to convince Sylvia to try a different method other than fighting
But Sylvia is adamant that fighting is the only way
even though she's getting her butt kicked.
Sylvia asks Wander to find something to bash the beast with
so Wander goes looking for something to help
and bumps into an egg.
Wander gasps at the thought of a lost egg
and spots the egg's nest atop the mountain.
He comes to a realisation that the egg belongs to the Doom Dragon.
Wander embraces the egg.
then baby talks to it to reassure the egg.
Sylvia grabs the egg
mistaking it for a rock that she can use against the doom dragon.
"It's like I always say, a little lump of love will take the buck out of the bronco"
"This rock is an egg"
"and that beast is this egg's Mother"
Wander's idea to return the egg
to its nest
so the egg will hatch
and Mother and Child will be reunited.
It will be an emotional scene
"and the power of love will turn her into a nurturing mommy"
"instead of a flying harbinger of death and destruction".
Sylvia points out that sappy, lovey-dovey, mushyness isn't her style
Sylvia still believes that fighting is the only way.
Since Sylvia refuses to help, Wander decides that he will return the egg by himself
"with the power of love!"
He tries to lift the egg,
but it's too heavy for him to pick up.
Sylvia gives in and agrees to go with Wander's plan
with the doom dragon still hot on their heels.
Sylvia gears up to jump a cliff
a HUGE cliff.
"STOOOOOOOOOPPPP!"
Sylvia pulls an emergency stop
just in time.
"Slow down. There's a baby on board!"
The Doom Dragon destroys the cliff
then spits fireballs,
lots of fireballs.
Wander and Sylvia escape into a crevice where the doom dragon cannot fit.
Sylvia spots an exit and hurries toward it.
"Sloooowwweeerrr"
Sylvia moves at a very slow pace.
The egg begins to glow brighter.
Wander is excited about the egg.
Hearts begin to appear on the egg's shell.
"Awww. She likes you!"
A dark silhouette appears.
It's the doom dragon.
Sylvia quickly escapes
but accidentally drops the egg over the cliffside.
The egg plummets down the side of the mountain.
"My Baby! Ahhhhhhh!"
The egg lands safely on a plant.
"Phew!"
but...
gets thrown off the mountain,
again.
"Ahhhhh!"
Rolling down the mountain side before coming to a gentle stop.
The doom dragon is stuck in the crevice.
Sylvia wants to return the egg before the dragon escapes
but Wander accuses her of "flinging this poor thing around like a sack of potatoes"
"What? What? What do you want me to do?"
"The egg needs some reassurance. It needs..."
"Don't tell me."
"A HUG!"
OVER.
MY.
DEAD.
BODY.
A roar can be heard.
The doom dragon has almost freed itself.
Sylvia gives in and quickly hugs the egg
The egg responds with more hearts and glowing.
The doom dragon frees itself and unleashes a wave of fire,
right at Sylvia.
"I am not happy."
...
It's song time!
"We're on a quest to get Eggy to the nesty. Projectile spines, they hit more than they miss."
"Now the baby has a scratch on her shell that hasn't hatched and a booboo just demands a kiss"
Sylvia begrudgingly plays along.
"And now you're shivering from frosty, freezy, ice breath"
"and I can tell you want to punch me in the gut"
"Now Baby's cold, sad to admit, needs Mother hen to sit on it, and you have got the biggest butt."
"After getting hit with monster spit, a bath we take"
"and now we soothe your Eggy-poo with Patty cake."
"Caring for children is such fun, won't you agree? You thought you'd kick some monster butt, instead you're dressed for tea."
Sylvia gets hit by a laser.
Sylvia climbs the mountain while Wander appears all around her, strumming his banjo.
Sylvia finally reaches the nest
and is eager to get rid of the egg
TOO eager, as the egg stops glowing and cracks.
Sylvia panics, worried that she has injured the unborn baby.
she gently knocks on the shell,
and thankfully gets a response.
She hugs the egg in relief.
then realises that Wander is watching her.
She recoils from the egg in disgust.
"Oh, I see what you're doing. Well it's not gonna work."
"No cutesy-wootsy egg is gonna make a softy out of me."
Sylvia brushes her hands of the egg.
and promptly leaves.
The egg begins to hatch,
The doom dragon looks on,
as does Wander.
The egg hatches
and the doom dragon
intends to eat the baby.
Wander realises his mistake
and panics.
The doom dragon lunges towards the baby
and the baby is oblivious to the danger,
Sylvia suddenly returns and steps in to protect the baby.
The doom dragon now has two meals, instead of one.
The dragon closes in on them as Sylvia hugs the baby
but the baby creature's real mother shows up.
and she is NOT happy.
She roars at the Doom Dragon
and it flies away, terrified.
The real Mother and child are reunited.
Sylvia gives a gulp in relief as Wander points out the lump,
"Look. A little lump of love."
"takes the buck out of the bronco."
Sylvia tugs on Wander's hat affectionately
and then they all hug.